David Myer's How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt

February 28

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How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt

In 1975, un-proven research assistant Arlene Hoffman created the ad campaign that transformed a queer fermented-milk product into the 9 billion dollar a year phenomena it is today. Now, with the ghost of her dead immigrant father, Arlene will tells us how she did it. A story of culture, appropriation, family and the American Dream.

 

This program is funded, in part, by a generous contribution from: Dramatists Guild Fund

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  • Babes in arms and children under 4 are not permitted.
  • 30% off for groups of 10 or more.
  • Pay-What-You-Can Preview Performances
  • Free, Convenient Parking
  • Childcare Matinee Performance on Sunday, February 22 at 3PM
  • Free Preshow Concert 20 minutes before curtain.

Sanctuary City contains themes related to immigration and undocumented status, including references to deportation, family separationphysical abuse and systemic injustice.  
The play also includes depictions and discussion of emotional distress, trauma, poverty, and frequent strong language.  
These themes may be distressing for some audience members.

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